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Nickname molotov
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referees -- castrate 'em ..
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

referees -- castrate 'em ..

tis' world cuppa is a big bore ...

not bcoz dem players couldn't score ..

but those idiotic men in black ...

who should instead get the sack..

they think they r god incarnated..

instead their brains got masturbated...

who else responsible 4 this farce ..

but dem who can't referee 4 fart ..

dishing out cards left right & centre ..

yet missing out fouls that r macabre ..

i tell ya, this farking tourney is fixed..

pity dem punters who really got licked ..!!


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Friday, June 23, 2006

black rings round my eyes ...

look like a constipated panda ...

but what 2 do?

damn world cup ...

well, world cup or not ..am not gonna allow

it 2 dampen my libido .. bola pasti tengok, puki mesti cucuk ..

ahahahahahaha

 

 


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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

the ball is round, they say ...

the ball is round, they say ..

i tell ya, this much is not true ..

the bookies r having hell of a day ..

the punters have not a damn clue ...

 

the field is not even, odds stacked against you..

i say again, although this may make you sick

you may holler till your face turns blue ..

yet we all know the matches are fixed ...

 

p.s. ..i'm back <4 the time being>

 

 


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Tuesday, February 7, 2006

new year & hangover

ho hum ... back 2 tedium ...back 2 work ..

 

signs of new year hangover:

 

  1.  breath smelled of alcohol
  2.  hard skin on the thumb <from rubbing mahjong tiles>
  3.  empty wallet
  4.  headache, flu n a bluddy cold.. <from not drinking enuff water, just having alcohol 4 the whole week>
  5. a few extra kilos of flab
  6. sore prick <from 2 much fornication> <hey, since when we hv excessive farking?>


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Friday, January 27, 2006

predicktions 4 year of the dog ..

as far as s3x trend is concerned, doggy style will be in vogue ..

closely followed by 69 <luk sup kau in cantonese> ..

 

"doggone it", "the dog has it" will become

popular expressions ...

 

expect the canine 2 be uttered more in swear words ... just ask

the hakkas ...they hv more swear words involving a dog than

any other dialect group ...

 

hotdogs will outsell burgers ...

 

4 the kidz, the excuse "the dog ate my homework" will become

popular than "my dad dunno how 2 do my homework"...

 

there will be popular reruns on TV of shows like "rin tin tin" , "lassie"

"101 dalmatians"..

 

u will hear songs like "who let the dog out?",

 "how much is that doggy at the window?" on the radio until

ad nauseam ...

 

snoop dogg will come up wif a no.1 album ..keanu reeves will make

another attempt at pop stardom wif his pathetic band, dogstar...

n  obscure bands like the black dog, temple of the dog, pavlov's dog etc etc

will hv their moment in the sun ...perhaps all of 15 minutes worth ...

 

kopi-O "kau" will become more popular than ali cafe, nescafe ..etc etc..

 

classic movies like "dog day afternoon", "the dogs of war" n

"reservoir dogs" will make a comeback at the theatres ...

 

but ..sumthing will never change ...

 

dogs' poo will be all over the place, so watch ye step ...

n

it is still a dog eats dog world out there ...

 

happy new year, everyone!! 

 


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Friday, January 27, 2006

dong dong dong cheang!!

every new year is the same ..

i will play my usual game ...

i will hide n u will seek ..

giving ang pows make me sick ...

how 2 hold back the teeming flock

.. again, they will make me broke...

welcome the new year wif anxiety...

coz it might herald my bankruptcy ....

 

happy new year, everyone!!

 

 

 


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Thursday, January 26, 2006

woof woof woof woof woof

 

ahh ... that is dogspeak wishing us human morons "happy new year n piss on earth, goodwill towards human only if they give us dog biskits" ... :P 

 

 

 


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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

luv songs - the bangles

well .. i'm not actually a fan of  the bangles coz i think they r not on par wif the other rock chick band ... the go-gos ... the reason is simple ... the go-gos write better songs ... nevertheless ... the bangles had 3 hit singles in the 80s, none bigger than that luv anthem "eternal flame".. ..

 

now i dun really think this number is their best song coz... there's alwayz "manic monday" n "walk like an egyptian" 2 contend wif ... but the reason why this song still stuck in my mind after all these yearz is ...ahahahaha ..damn ... well ...that was way back in the late 80s when me n my buddies went 2 manila <the philippines> 4 a short vacation ... needless 2 say ..went 2 the local strip joint 2 enjoy a show... n guess what .. those bar gals dancing n stripping off ...2 that bangles's tune ...now u tell me ..how could i forget that song after having those bon-bons shaking n thrusting just inches away from my nose? so ..to this day ... the song remains one of my fav luv songs ... :P

 

ETERNAL FLAME (Bangles)

 

Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating
Do you understand
Do you feel the same
Am I only dreaming
Is this burning an eternal flame

 

I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch you when you are sleeping
You belong with me
Do you feel the same
Am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame

 

Say my name
sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely
And then you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling

 

Say my name
sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely
And then you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling

 

Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating
Do you understand
Do you feel the same
Am I only dreaming
But is this burning an eternal flame


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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

who can stop the federer express?

watched the australian open last night ... what a match it was ..as predicted.. tommy haas troubled roger federer thru' out the match n only fed ex's exceptional composure under pressure n incredible shotmaking saved his blushes ....

 

so, the question is, barring injuries, who can stop fed ex now that haas is gone n safin is out of the tournament bcoz of injuries? i reckon the only man capable of stopping is that  dashing argentine, the only guy who maintains a winning record against fed ex ...namely.. david nalbandian ... am looking forward 2 the clash btw the 2, if they get 2 meet in the final ...

 

meanwhile, am looking forward 2 the clash btw 2 heavyweights : kim cjlister vs martina hingis ... who will prevail? hard 2 say ...but kim could be struggling wif sum injuries n i reckon hingis will win in 3 tight sets ... 


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Monday, January 23, 2006

louis armstrong ...

most ppl remember louis armstrong as the guy wif the gravelly voice who sang "what a wonderful world" ...

 

well, louis was actually a trumpeteer b4 he was asked 2 perform, not only wif his trumpet but also wif his voice ... n he did in fact perform one of my fav luv songs but it is not "what a wonderful world", which is  a fine song ...

however, the song i luv very much is"fantastic, that's you" .. which is a slow jazz number ... punctuated by louis' trumpet solo ... the reason i luv this song is bcoz the way louis performed it ...slow n s3xy ....n the trumpet solo is fabulous ...

 

You look at me...and then a song begins
Played on a million...velvet violins
My head goes reelin'...and around it spins
Fantastic...fantastic...that's you

 

You whisper darlin'...and before my eyes
A blaze of fireworks...light up the skies
My heart grows wings...and away it flies
Fantastic...fantastic...that's you



You perform m.iracles
Whenever you hold me near
Tender, warm m.iracles
That make me surrender dear



And when you kiss me...heaven opens wide
And there you are...inviting me inside
No wonder angels up there...have staring eyes
Fantastic...fantastic...that's you



(instrumental break - trumpet solo)



Yes, and when you kiss me...heaven opens wide
And there you are...inviting me inside
No wonder angels have...those staring eyes
Fantastic...fantastic...that's you



I said fantastic...fantastic...that's you


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